c+r М.Зощенко & C.Напалков, П.Шугуров.

Видео-Проект «ГАРМОНИЯ» (закольцован)
1.Руки, печатающие на клавиатуре, в разных цветах, главное, гармония переходов цвета, в этом все одухотворение.
Возможно концептуальная развертка на другом экране: сухой текст на белом фоне, что-нибудь умное или белиберда.
2.Чашка (СТАКАН) на столе, дрожит, стол сотрясается, потому что вокруг что-то происходит (вечеринка), потом все смолкает. Выявить красоту предмета, активное использование света, цвета.
Стакан…
СТАКАН
Тут недавно маляр Иван Антонович Блохин скончался по болезни. А вдова его, средних лет дамочка, Марья Васильевна Блохина, на сороковой день небольшой пикничок устроила.
И меня пригласила.
— Приходите,— говорит,— помянуть дорогого покойника, чем бог послал. Курей и жареных утей у нас,— говорит,— не будет, а паштетов тоже не предвидится. Но чаю хлебайте сколько угодно, вволю и даже можете с собой домой брать.
Я говорю:
— В чае хотя интерес не большой, но прийти можно. Иван Антонович Блохин довольно,— говорю,— добродушно ко мне относился и даже бесплатно потолок побелил.
— Ну,— говорит,— приходите тем более.
В четверг я и пошёл.
А народу припёрлось множество. Родственники всякие. Деверь тоже, Петр Антонович Блохин. Ядовитый такой мужчина со стоячими кверху усиками. Против арбуза сел. И только у него, знаете, и делов, что арбуз отрезает перочинным ножом и кушает.
А я выкушал один стакашек чаю, и неохота мне больше. Душа, знаете, не принимает. Да и вообще чаишко неважный, надо сказать,— шваброй малость отзывает. И взял я стакашек и отложил к чёрту в сторону.
Да маленько неаккуратно отложил. Сахарница тут стояла. Об эту сахарницу я прибор и кокнул, об ручку. А стакашек, будь он проклят, возьми и трещину дай.
Я думал, не заметят. Заметили, дьяволы.
Вдова отвечает:
— Никак, батюшка, стакан тюкнули?
Я говорю:
— Пустяки, Марья Васильевна Блохина. Ещё продержится.
А деверь нажрался арбуза и отвечает:
— То есть как это пустяки? Хорошие пустяки. Вдова их в гости приглашает, а они у вдовы предметы тюкают.
А Марья Васильевна осматривает стакан и всё больше расстраивается.
— Это,— говорит,— чистое разорение в хозяйстве — стаканы бить. Это,— говорит,— один — стакан тюкнет, другой — крантик у самовара начисто оторвёт, третий — салфетку в карман сунет. Это что ж и будет такое?
А деверь, паразит, отвечает:
— Об чём,— говорит,— речь. Таким,— говорит,— гостям прямо морды надо арбузом разбивать.
Ничего я на это не ответил. Только побледнел ужасно и говорю:
— Мне,— говорю,— товарищ деверь, довольно обидно про морду слушать. Я,— говорю,— товарищ деверь, родной матери не позволю морду мне арбузом разбивать. И вообще,— говорю,— чай у вас шваброй пахнет. Тоже,— говорю,— приглашение. Вам,— говорю,— чертям, три стакана и одну кружку разбить — и то мало.
Тут шум, конечно, поднялся, грохот.
Деверь наибольше других колбасится. Съеденный арбуз ему, что ли, в голову бросился.
И вдова тоже трясётся мелко от ярости.
— У меня,— говорит, — привычки такой нету — швабры в чай ложить. Может, это вы дома ложите, а после на людей тень наводите. Маляр,— говорит,— Иван Антонович в гробе, наверное, повёртывается от этих тяжёлых слов... Я, говорит, щучий сын, не оставлю вас так после этого.
Ничего я на это не ответил, только говорю:
— Тьфу на всех, и на деверя,— говорю,— тьфу.
И поскорее вышел.
Через две недели после этого факта повестку в суд получаю по делу Блохиной.
Являюсь и удивляюсь.
Нарсудья дело рассматривает и говорит:
— Нынче,— говорит,— все суды такими делами закрючены, а тут ещё не угодно ли. Платите,— говорит,— этой гражданке двугривенный и очищайте воздух в камере.
Я говорю:
— Я платить не отказываюсь, а только пущай мне этот треснувший стакан отдадут из принципа.
Вдова говорит:
— Подавись этим стаканом. Бери его.
На другой день, знаете, ихний дворник Семён приносит стакан. И ещё нарочно в трёх местах треснувший.
Ничего я на это не сказал, только говорю:
— Передай,— говорю,— своим сволочам, что теперь я их по судам затаскаю.
Потому, действительно, когда характер мой задет,— я могу до трибунала дойти.

М.Зощенко & C.Напалков, П.Шугуров.

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Sirje's Blog ALTERNATIVE 9-MAY [edit] [delete] This entry is about : Russia Alternative 9maya TORJESTVO POSTMODERNIZMA A Delpirizvodstvo May 9, a day 60-toy anniversary of the victory, in fact, was to be the case. 10 am. Begins victory parade. Putin, Bush, Schroeder, Japanese Prime Minister faces is the specially diets kill four corner area. Get on them and converging on the centre of the square to Mavzoleu. Putin, Bush, Schroeder, Blair gave to each other, and then the rest of the Heads of State, useavshim Mawzolei.sadatsa. Parade begins. Are planes and ships in the form of public symbols of the Allies. Off Mavzolea obtanutogo elastic pink cloth travel : -kolonna trucks with Russian veterans World War II -gruzovic with the elderly -fashistami -gruzovic with starikami- allies -gruzovic with dojivshimi up to the present day GULAG victims, watch during the war in the camps -gruzovic with dojivshimi until today atomic bomardirovki in Hiroshima and Nagasaki -gruzovic victims of the Soviet occupation in 1945 -gruzovic victims at the hands of policaev and konczlagereh -gruzovic traitors to the homeland, which survived to the present day, hiding in the jungles of the Amazon and the like. It runs military equipment in 1945 allies. On Red Square copy passes's aircraft bombu-vkidysh bonds to Japan. Next on the machine old Japanese veterans bring flowers decorated with a copy of the American atomic bomba-malysha which they fell. The mixed structure, which is composed of soldiers Russia, Germany, the United States, Japan, waves flags war years. The following is a demonstration of the day Russia. The convoy operation by Mercedesov and Boumerov with black windows. They sit invisible from the outside oligarchs and jacks. The convoy is five beautiful bodyguards in black glasses, red pijakah with gold chains on the attacks, armed to the teeth. Over the coming slowly polzuth sixth, seventh and eighth Mercedesov and jeeps should convoy old Russian virgins, whose rise from 179 to 180, see They were followed by a column of young managers in white shirts under the age of 25, whose rise from 175 to 190 during see them jumping young guards in sports costumes, in the center column are carrying sports equipment domestic production. Next is a gold convoy molodeji- keep children from the ages of 3 to 20 years. All vossedaut in luxury cars, planes donated by their parents. Then using special The machine, with a cage on the bodywork. In the cell bed reading for steel prutlam Khodorkovsky handcuffed. In corners of the cell are four of his counsel. Next is a string of different denominations. They pray for all each of their own. The convoy was unknown under grey pokravalom- this KGBFSB team. Passes built young shaheedok-buddistock in orange chadrah administered repentant Chechen bioterroristov. Are the third mira-sborne citizens from different countries, one of kolonn- Russians. They walked in wearing a sekond-handa. They are in the hands of the leading products companies +0100 pepsi-kolu, ne-skafe, yoghurt daonon etc. A convoy tramps. They perform dance with aluminium banks and metals. Banks wrote raspluscherve during ciecietki, metals waved as sablami. A scientific and humanitarian Russian intellectuals. All Turabi different slogans in a foreign language. A convoy officials from the European Union. Is a column of Chinese. Chinese tourists in cars samples of their products Heads of State read a Rechi.reche PUTIN inside, and that is otvertetsa. If you weigh all the positive and negative, what happened to our country and its people for the 1915 summer it seems, we are on the ground. Moreover, if you look at 60-letnee prosloe- too, we are on the ground in terms of the positive and negative in the minds of, in terms of welfare and piece of land inhabited by Russians. Progress in some detail by setbacks in other details. Who then have a better life and more fun, to whom it is poplohelo. Sacas- peredwigaisa you want, but there is no money. Half of the population is totally obezdwijena becoming slaves local villages, kruschob, communalok. Always everything was fifti-fifti, albeit tresni you, and always in Russia and excruciatingly difficult ostrenko so without rasslabuhi. . Steam is on the ground, only cars and passengers vigorous ... Swear not to swear rodinu-mathi, kaisa- not kaisa outside prodelki youth, the other is not. Better Jesus away from public discussion of the strengths and weaknesses Materi-rodina to side inside my heart to quietly go mad feelings of hatred against it and its parent guilt over her case, which did not participate ... This is to be the son of the serial Chic Chikatilo, is not upper Gentlemen Bush and Schroeder. I see in the eyes that you are familiar feeling. You can go mad, let their body protein, otpockowawrzyesa from this perversion of nature. But to live it because it A- I, this is my coming, my protein zawodik and my boss in the skull and sternum, and the father's best not to think. Stop sakralizirovti ancestral link between manufacturing and production belkovmi emotion, and better to deal with repairing the roof and floor in loshadinam calm response to the heavy views neighbours whose relatives poedal your father. Heavy labour strikes hammer and infinitely good and patient smile only this can be defeated slabonervnicath sense of neighbours. But fascist banners thrown to the mausoleum in 1945, the show is still good. It is gratifying to see a coherent series krasavtsev- marching soldiers. I do not think that sitting in GULAGE delivered to the pleasure of news flooded Moscow. I do not think that they would be pleased to serve fascist gauleiterram the Russians conquered lands. Three papa- this better than belt stepfather. Yes, it is a shame, but i would own father, a more entitled to your mom than dadka neighbour. It is a pleasure to look at the vineyards, nobly dressed octogenarians veterans in ordenah and with flowers in their hands. And no disgust, but only interest is the old Baltic Nazis. God all of them had a long life, hence the fact that God had their reasons. Man not guilty of the role he had in life. With regard to personal sins committed in the execution of his roli- it is a private matter. In the East, for the elderly. Long someone lives to it is not hiding always instructive, it should carefully look and listen. In any case, the longevity is the message of God. Until they are, they are alive all their countless deaths and casualties old, and their experience of life to learn and understand. So on May 9 asking! A milestone gnanica burst! High forces heaven lucky terrible drama with its land trust, zakrutiv people in the darkest parts irreconcilable differences and grievances victories. I think that to reach the age of 80, must be a thousand times to forgive, abrogate none conflicts and evade them, have in the heart of humour and wisdom. Then grandchildren will love you, and not let home for the elderly. And no bullshit pritsepitsa early. And Lully -shesterki 21st century next year will not prudik and berezka and potom- Swan and potom- zmeika, etc., and then come Lully gun in profit ... Etc. , and so on, that is always better, and more fun than speed spiral groove void. ALL UNDER SCHASLIV SLEZAMI VESENNEGO SKY.

АЛЬТЕРНОТИВНОЕ 9- МАЯ
Translated into Arabic by: Napalkov
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АЛЬТЕРНАТИВА 9- МАЯ
Translated into Russian by: Napalkov

Sirje's Blog ALTERNATIVE 9-MAY [edit] [delete] This entry is about : Russia Alternative 9maya TORJESTVO POSTMODERNIZMA A Delpirizvodstvo May 9, a day 60-toy anniversary of the victory, in fact, was to be the case. 10 am. Begins victory parade. Putin, Bush, Schroeder, Japanese Prime Minister faces is the specially diets kill four corner area. Get on them and converging on the centre of the square to Mavzoleu. Putin, Bush, Schroeder, Blair gave to each other, and then the rest of the Heads of State, useavshim Mawzolei.sadatsa. Parade begins. Are planes and ships in the form of public symbols of the Allies. Off Mavzolea obtanutogo elastic pink cloth travel : -kolonna trucks with Russian veterans World War II -gruzovic with the elderly -fashistami -gruzovic with starikami- allies -gruzovic with dojivshimi up to the present day GULAG victims, watch during the war in the camps -gruzovic with dojivshimi until today atomic bomardirovki in Hiroshima and Nagasaki -gruzovic victims of the Soviet occupation in 1945 -gruzovic victims at the hands of policaev and konczlagereh -gruzovic traitors to the homeland, which survived to the present day, hiding in the jungles of the Amazon and the like. It runs military equipment in 1945 allies. On Red Square copy passes's aircraft bombu-vkidysh bonds to Japan. Next on the machine old Japanese veterans bring flowers decorated with a copy of the American atomic bomba-malysha which they fell. The mixed structure, which is composed of soldiers Russia, Germany, the United States, Japan, waves flags war years. The following is a demonstration of the day Russia. The convoy operation by Mercedesov and Boumerov with black windows. They sit invisible from the outside oligarchs and jacks. The convoy is five beautiful bodyguards in black glasses, red pijakah with gold chains on the attacks, armed to the teeth. Over the coming slowly polzuth sixth, seventh and eighth Mercedesov and jeeps should convoy old Russian virgins, whose rise from 179 to 180, see They were followed by a column of young managers in white shirts under the age of 25, whose rise from 175 to 190 during see them jumping young guards in sports costumes, in the center column are carrying sports equipment domestic production. Next is a gold convoy molodeji- keep children from the ages of 3 to 20 years. All vossedaut in luxury cars, planes donated by their parents. Then using special The machine, with a cage on the bodywork. In the cell bed reading for steel prutlam Khodorkovsky handcuffed. In corners of the cell are four of his counsel. Next is a string of different denominations. They pray for all each of their own. The convoy was unknown under grey pokravalom- this KGBFSB team. Passes built young shaheedok-buddistock in orange chadrah administered repentant Chechen bioterroristov. Are the third mira-sborne citizens from different countries, one of kolonn- Russians. They walked in wearing a sekond-handa. They are in the hands of the leading products companies +0100 pepsi-kolu, ne-skafe, yoghurt daonon etc. A convoy tramps. They perform dance with aluminium banks and metals. Banks wrote raspluscherve during ciecietki, metals waved as sablami. A scientific and humanitarian Russian intellectuals. All Turabi different slogans in a foreign language. A convoy officials from the European Union. Is a column of Chinese. Chinese tourists in cars samples of their products Heads of State read a Rechi.reche PUTIN inside, and that is otvertetsa. If you weigh all the positive and negative, what happened to our country and its people for the 1915 summer it seems, we are on the ground. Moreover, if you look at 60-letnee prosloe- too, we are on the ground in terms of the positive and negative in the minds of, in terms of welfare and piece of land inhabited by Russians. Progress in some detail by setbacks in other details. Who then have a better life and more fun, to whom it is poplohelo. Sacas- peredwigaisa you want, but there is no money. Half of the population is totally obezdwijena becoming slaves local villages, kruschob, communalok. Always everything was fifti-fifti, albeit tresni you, and always in Russia and excruciatingly difficult ostrenko so without rasslabuhi. . Steam is on the ground, only cars and passengers vigorous ... Swear not to swear rodinu-mathi, kaisa- not kaisa outside prodelki youth, the other is not. Better Jesus away from public discussion of the strengths and weaknesses Materi-rodina to side inside my heart to quietly go mad feelings of hatred against it and its parent guilt over her case, which did not participate ... This is to be the son of the serial Chic Chikatilo, is not upper Gentlemen Bush and Schroeder. I see in the eyes that you are familiar feeling. You can go mad, let their body protein, otpockowawrzyesa from this perversion of nature. But to live it because it A- I, this is my coming, my protein zawodik and my boss in the skull and sternum, and the father's best not to think. Stop sakralizirovti ancestral link between manufacturing and production belkovmi emotion, and better to deal with repairing the roof and floor in loshadinam calm response to the heavy views neighbours whose relatives poedal your father. Heavy labour strikes hammer and infinitely good and patient smile only this can be defeated slabonervnicath sense of neighbours. But fascist banners thrown to the mausoleum in 1945, the show is still good. It is gratifying to see a coherent series krasavtsev- marching soldiers. I do not think that sitting in GULAGE delivered to the pleasure of news flooded Moscow. I do not think that they would be pleased to serve fascist gauleiterram the Russians conquered lands. Three papa- this better than belt stepfather. Yes, it is a shame, but i would own father, a more entitled to your mom than dadka neighbour. It is a pleasure to look at the vineyards, nobly dressed octogenarians veterans in ordenah and with flowers in their hands. And no disgust, but only interest is the old Baltic Nazis. God all of them had a long life, hence the fact that God had their reasons. Man not guilty of the role he had in life. With regard to personal sins committed in the execution of his roli- it is a private matter. In the East, for the elderly. Long someone lives to it is not hiding always instructive, it should carefully look and listen. In any case, the longevity is the message of God. Until they are, they are alive all their countless deaths and casualties old, and their experience of life to learn and understand. So on May 9 asking! A milestone gnanica burst! High forces heaven lucky terrible drama with its land trust, zakrutiv people in the darkest parts irreconcilable differences and grievances victories. I think that to reach the age of 80, must be a thousand times to forgive, abrogate none conflicts and evade them, have in the heart of humour and wisdom. Then grandchildren will love you, and not let home for the elderly. And no bullshit pritsepitsa early. And Lully -shesterki 21st century next year will not prudik and berezka and potom- Swan and potom- zmeika, etc., and then come Lully gun in profit ... Etc. , and so on, that is always better, and more fun than speed spiral groove void. ALL UNDER SCHASLIV SLEZAMI VESENNEGO SKY.